Website Development Meeting Scheduled for Today

From the Desk of Edward Hinklemyer

There will be a website development meeting today after lunch in my office.  I need the entire team present during this meeting.

Please bring your Cane-Pads with you as we will be going over the site and putting together a project plan to get this site done over the next year.

I will be naming a new project manager during our meeting.

I cannot stress enough the importance of attending this meeting.

- E.H.

Tom Turkey Squad Heading to Mt. Vernon

For Immediate Release:

The Department of Elfland Security will be sending the “Tom Turkey” security squad to Mt. Vernon tomorrow afternoon.  Please be prepared to stay until after Thanksgiving at which time you will escort Tom Turkey, code name “Big Bird” back to the North Pole for debriefing and his wrap-up meeting with TAOLF.

We do not expect any issues this year since the Prep and Landing team has already done their sweep of the location.

Weather reports indicate blistering highs of up to 50 degrees most days with rain.  Sorry, no chances of snow in the forecast.  Please pack and dress appropriately and be sure to drink plenty of water.

All security communications will be done through SANTA-4 Satellite this year, please be sure to check your communicators before leaving.

Mrs. Claus will have an departing luncheon starting promptly at 12:15 p.m. with departure scheduled for 12:45 p.m.

If you wish, you can bring your luggage to the transportation depot tonight to save some extra check-in time tomorrow.

- E.H.

The Assembly of Legendary Figures starts a group cookbook

One of the issues brought by the group was the lack of public knowledge for all of the Legendary Figures.  With this in mind, the Department of Elfland Security has added a new division for marketing and public relation to aid the several projects and campaigns to grow the awareness of the entire group.

With this being said, the first project that has been undertaken is an official TAOLF Cookbook.  Within this project, all of the Legendary Figures will be able to submit their personal recipes and it will be made available to the public once the project is complete.

We have sent a secured message to all of the Legendary Figures with the directions and security codes to get into the project and start submitting their recipes on EZCookbookFundraiser.com.

Submissions have already started coming in and if any of the members are having problems submitting recipes, please contact Daisy Shirkmire in the public relations office.

EB Medically Cleared for Return to Easter Island

The good doctor has rechecked EB's urine and missing fur patches. He has determined that EB is no longer dehydrated and his fur is growing back in normally. Due to his good health, Dr. Twinklestein has given EB clearance to return back to Easter Island.

He will leave tomorrow morning.

EB said he had a wonderful time at the North Pole with Mr. and Mrs. Claus and hopes to return for another visit soon.

Elf Team is being sent to Easter Island

As EB will be a guest up here for a little while, he has asked that we send an administrative team to Easter Island to help wrap up his factory from this season in preparation for next season.   We will also be sending a communication crew to test out the new communication grid that was installed a few weeks ago.  We are getting poor signals and think a small adjustment needs to be made.

For those going to Easter Island, please report to the transportation station at 8:00 a.m.  Mrs. Claus will have breakfast before your departure.  You should only be gone from the “Pole” for a few day, so please pack accordingly.

You will be using E.B.’s transportation module instead of the jet, so you will arrive there in a matter of minutes.  Just a reminder, the transportation module does not function correctly if you are wearing any titanium jewelry, so please leave this at home.

EB Staying at Santa’s for the week

EB will be a guest at Santa's this week at the request of Mrs. Claus.

Even though Dr. Twinklestein gave EB a medical release, Mrs. Claus wants to be sure EB is fully recovered from his trip before he heads back to Easter Island.

He agreed wholeheartedly and was pleased to get the invite.

Santa says he can visit him at the workshop while he is staying.

Easter Bunny Post delivery Medical Report

The Easter Bunny has had his post delivery medical exam.

Dr. Harold Twinklestein, DES Chief Physician and North Pole Medical Unit Director performed an examination and diagnostic testing for a medical assessment of EB's overall health.

Dr. Twinklestein indicates that EB is in good health following the long journey. EB does require a few shots before next year's journey and he needs to give his right leg a rest, but overall got a medical release from the good doctor.

For the full report click here.